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  • What’s fun, is that’s not AI. He was singing “where is thumbkin” which then goes down each finger “where is Pointer… where is Tallman….”

    I’m the video, that smile comes on as he says “Here is Tallman”, knowing what the gesture was.

  • Meize is a beautiful, spoiled kitty. I love it. And she deserves it!

    Also, love the cat calculations when she goes from the post to the corner. lol.

  • made a donation to the church of Scientology in their name

    you ... are an evil... evil person. I like you.

  • "We were going to sit you up so you can breathe, but, uhm. there's a cat on your back. so we can't. Cat Law."

  • Shove them into the street. That'll get someone's attention. (preferably not when cars are coming, but that's pretty optional too.)

  • There’s already ageist restrictions.

    It’s the simplest and cleanest way to do it at the moment.

  • You’re not wrong but he wanted the BK kids meal crown, too.

  • Okay…. So I think at this point, one of the democrats should buy one of their interns a new couch and take the old one to Vance’s house and slap a sign that says “Free… I got stood up” outside.

  • Laughs in American*

    sobs in americsn*

    Why are we so backwards?

  • I’m curious.

    What’s your line of work, if you don’t mind?

  • In the US it’s because our cops are incompetent and having a lawyer in the room makes it “too hard” to do an investigation.

    In the US, the only answer you should ever give a cop without a lawyer present is “I don’t answer questions without a lawyer present.”

    And when they lie to you and try to tell you that you have to answer… don’t believe them. They’re legally allowed to lie to you.

  • I'm guessing that Musk is now finding out that Trump doesn't actually pay his debts.

  • Like kids on a playground.

    “I’m not going to help you with your electric cars.”

    “Fine, I’ll take my spaceship away then.”

    "Fine. I won't help you with those, neither! Neener Neener!"

  • Is it me, or is that cross of hers getting bigger and bigger all the time?

  • "this is your dick. This is your dick on drugs. No. really. OUCH. Don't do drugs, kay!" is a very persuasive message.

    And yes, it is horrifying. Though I kinda think it's karmic justice in Musk's case.

  • So hard use of ketamine causes extensive damage to the urinary tract, and damages the bladder (and eventually causes kidney failure as shit backs up.)

    It makes pissing incredibly painful.

    Thing is, when ejaculating, semen also passed through the urethra, which is part of the lower urinary tract. So that would also probably be incredibly painful as well.

  • Pretty sure he can’t, actually.

    Too much Special K.

  • Meth fueled hate.

    Booze’n’hate

    Also, lying on your resume.

  • it shouldn't... that shoe leather has been dessicated for some time. But he had to dump it somewhere.