Fuck spez @ Fuck_u_spez_ @sh.itjust.works

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This must have been from an outtake reel because teenage me definitely would have remembered seeing this on TV at the time.

Soft G folk are just objectively wrong. Not only is Jif a peanut butter, it's a damn file extension: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

I don't care how inconsequential it is, I will die on this hill.

boat

Understandable. What's the most recent one that you're willing to share?

I'm not sure whether I should be aroused or afraid.

This is now the latest image in my own downloads folder.

This image makes me want to go buy a bottle of Elmer's glue and spread it all over my palm so I can peel it off.

I'm gonna need more to go on than just a file name. Got a (magnet) link to that image?

Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.

Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?

I pasted this into a Word document and my laptop burst into flames.

-- Shaggy
--- Mark Robinson
---- Wayne Gretzky
----- Michael Scott

It's actually rare that someone lethally ODs on benzos alone. That's why they replaced barbiturates. Withdrawal is where the real danger lies.

Why you like GNU^Linux so much?

Ridiculous. Clearly it's turtles all the way down.

I copied and pasted my comment from IMDb and then discovered someone else had already posted it. If I was that lazy I wouldn't have bothered removing the other person's line breaks.

I'm not sure how I didn't notice that but thanks.