Fuck_u_spez_ @ Fuck_u_spez_ @lemmy.world

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And you're basically supposed to do the same thing twice a day with your toothpaste, which is why the tube says "spit out after brushing" and not "make a little cup with your hand and use it to swish some water from the sink around in your mouth, rinsing most of the fluoride off before it has a chance to work".

Anyone know where I can get one of those sweet '90s prism lights?

How am I supposed to eat all the Oreos that come in the middle if I have to wait untill they're gone to fill up the salsa dish? You expect me to just eat them plain?! Disgusting.

The blue light filter works for some people. Not sure what the iOS equivalent is called but on Android you can just search the settings for Night Light.

Reality has a liberal bias.

In fact it's cold as hell

But can you bisect one down the midline and end up with two?

Risky click

malice*

Of course not, he's Canadian.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1851747-pun

More it is, then.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1851747-pun

https://amp.cheezburger.com/11580933/witty-jokes-and-moments-that-are-technically-accurate

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."

...for example.

It's like a Tate, but Canadian.

So nice to finally see some Babylon 5 memes here.

Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.