FordBeeblebrox @ FordBeeblebrox @lemmy.world

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Sure but can you put a value on all the vacations the executives took by outsourcing our production? Won’t someone think of the private jets?!

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

Yeah aside from Blade it was the first R rated superhero film, someone with powers saying “fuck” and making legging jokes was edgier than anything else in the genre at the time

Border patrol can get fucked too with that 200 mile inland nonsense.

I’ve only seen the first recently as a Xmas movie every year but it’s in them all I guess so we’re both right

https://youtu.be/EU0zqPGqeYA

I am certain that every sailor who had to cover up McCains name on the ship for his visit would love to see him waterboarded in a Vietnamese prison camp.

Sounds like you’ll get to meet Bender and Fry

It’s in the first film but yeah walking through glass barefoot, shooting people and throwing someone screaming from a ledge is all cool for the kids to watch.

John McClain kills every member of a heist crew then throws the boss off a skyscraper to his doom and the only concession made for tv is “Yippee ki yay Mr Falcon.” America.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

I feel like I live in interesting times, and understand why it’s used as an insult

PLEASE god let me see a USSS agent with a barcode on his neck

Before that was the tea party loons, before that was the airbrushed WMD photos, before that was McCarthyism…

When the other side is always fascist, the answer is always FUCK OFF NAZI PUNKS

(Maybe people wouldn’t hate the “other side” if it wasn’t straight up 4th reich on paper 🤷)

That’s the part that I still can’t wrap my head around. We know it will be shameless shilling and nepotism along with stochastic terrorism and still vote for it anyway? Wtf

If you’ve been getting duped for 50 years, then maybe you’re just too stupid to vote. People with a bit of a plant in their pocket have been disenfranchised for a lot less

Hopefully the increase in drilling leads to Mother Earth washing us all away in a massive flood. Poke enough and it might poke back..

All of the ‘Americans’ who spent a 4th of July holiday in Moscow recently, that’s about it

I’m one of those who unironically like Enterprise and its song, sometimes I’ll sing the first few bars just to make the gf roll her eyes. Even at its cheesiest its still better than the Burnham show featuring Starfleet as backup characters