Force_majeure123 @ Force_majeure123 @aussie.zone

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Microwaved potato with beans and tuna and cheese and hot sauce please

I remembered my dream which is rare:
I inadvertently touched a coworkers boob with the back of my hand when moving past her in a crowed room. Turned back to her and apologised, thought that would be that.
Few days later my manager tells me that I've had an HR complaint by this person that I intentionally punched them in the boob violently.
Ended up meeting with one of the top HR people to try to explain myself.
That's about all I remember but it was stressful 😬

Had ticket inspectors on the tram do our tickets, get off at Anzac station, then a new crew of em got on at the next stop 🤣 be careful on st Kilda Rd today guys!

Fire drill! Yay paid time off work

Can I please have a filo pastry cheese and spinach pie, artfully folded like the finest fitted double sheet?

Happy birthday 🎂🎉

Jesus the queue for the food truck is stopping traffic this morning!

A full Ethiopian spread on injera please, and extra injera on the side

Ooh rain! Nice to cool off a bit, today was a stinker

Excuse me mods? Pilk here is inciting discontent. I suggest a temp ban for one month

Ham cheese and tomato croissant please

Only thing his one brain cell thinks about is goblin (some snacks)

Can I please have chicken ala balaclava?

Up since 4am to watch UFC because it's randomly in Azerbaijan so unusual time. Have a hot water bottle under my jumper 🧊Gunna need a nap today

🛏️ 💤

The cheese won

The question is, to eat cheese before going to bed, or to not eat cheese?

My new Kmart trackies have been putting in work 🙏

Aldi $4, 400g lasagna review:

Two fancy cheeses please 🥺