Force_majeure123 @ Force_majeure123 @aussie.zone

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I actually thought you were calling yourself fat when I read this first 🤣

Ok ☹️ I'm going to look silly walking to work though

Can you please give me witchies umbrella instead, if shes already getting a raincoat that's only fair to share...

Also some onion-jam and cheese tarts, aaaand... A pint of Guinness!

I am glad you know this 👍

Not just psychologically addictive... They are one of the few drugs with potentially lethal withdrawal effects. The physical withdrawals are fucked too

I can't do it... That's God's cheese now

Left my goddamn blue cheese at aldi 😭

Groceries done. Time to plonk on my couch and not leave home again. Miserable day out here

Hmmmm I have a health and well-being day off work today. What would chef recommend? (It doesn't need to be healthy)

Me, several beers in: what the fuck am I listening to here 😖

Omg stunning 🥰

Quack

Awwww

I've had the Postman Pat theme tune banging around in my head all afternoon. He seems quite content. A nice cat, a cruisy stable job, friendly people. I envy him

Nothing. I had a curry for lunch and then work bought us pizzas so I had a couple slices. Now I don't need food!

Have a nice relaxing time 🙏🧊😬

They all suck nowadays anyway

Happy EOFY to all those who celebrate 🙏

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Sparkling coconut water and four hash browns please