Force_majeure122 @ Force_majeure122 @aussie.zone

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Liar liar pants on fire

My breakfast this morning. This might be my fav thing to eat at the moment
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Were almost there team, don't give up now!

Yes! Good one 👍

It wasn't the zig zags, I can't even remember the name. This is almost 20y ago mind you. They tasted like flaming hot cheetos

🤝

False

Ew. Cheese for sure. They used to have these ultra spicy ones which were the bomb though

You can take a full (1) bathe in one half (0.5) bathe, silly

Does the word "juxtaposition" kinda sound like it means or is it just me?

My nipples

What? No. What's not clear about a half bathe?

Nah just an extra half a time, not a percentage of my body

One and a half times per day

The secret life of Walter Mitty

This is why I always carry around a tin of anchovies in my pocket

🥂bonk

About a third of 900

It would need to be enough sardines to regularly bathe in... but yes.

Cheers 🥂 it will come, either from my company or at a new workplace who would be lucky to have me