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So what you're saying is California will declare its independence as soon as the genetic experiments to create an army of two-headed bears are successful?

We are Americans.
We are Americans, oh yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans!
Oh yeah!

We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans.

What we'd like to do for you right now,
is a short history of the United States of America.
First of all a short scene depicting the United States
of America, and their diplomacy.

Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right then.

Yeah! Secondly a short scene depicting the United States
of America, and their economy, yeah!
Hey pal, gimme all your money.
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right!

And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States
of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!
Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.
Okay! Where's Iraq?
Yeah!

And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement,
the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.
Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.
No.
I got a great big gun here.
Nice beads!

We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns, yeah!
'Cause we are Americans

We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi

And we wear
Canadian flags
When we travel On our bags

'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)
We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)
We are Americans
We are Americans
We are Americans, Here we go!
We are Americans
Everything I do... I do it for you.

-- Americans, Corky and the Juice Pigs [who were a Canadian musical comedy group]

"Think of the business" may be the only way to stop Trump considering who has most of the power.

Pardon and Presidential Medal of Freedom incoming.

I think once you get past carbon dating limitations, it's hard to judge who is older than whom.

Believe it or not, people of all sorts of political views are civilian DoD workers.

No, this happened in 2024.

That's what I'm suggesting. Did they even look up how to do it?

Of course, they could have used a public library computer or something.

No matter how he dies, there will be a contingent insisting he isn't actually dead.

Some of those insane QAnon people think JFK is still alive. Not JFK, Jr. JFK. Who was born in 1917.

"What if we abandon siding with one authoritarian and side with a different authoritarian" is not the good argument you seem to think it is.

Murica, land of the free, was founded by people who owned slaves. While speaking about the evils of slavery.

So the madness was always there.

Militaries test their readiness? You're shitting me.

And this makes me wonder if Greg Abbott is trying to get someone for discriminating against him being in a wheelchair.

Because it's always different then.

Farmer's market farmers generally aren't from giant corporate farms.

They can have a white supremacy issue though.

https://indianapublicmedia.org/news/local-farmers-still-feel-effects-five-years-on-from-issues-of-racism-at-city-market.php

The WSB campaign to save it made no sense to me. So many better companies have gone under.

I wouldn't call him a celebrity at this point. And I don't know that being a professional athlete automatically makes one a celebrity either. There are plenty of pro athletes that can walk down the street unrecognized. Just because you're in the NFL doesn't mean everyone knows you.

Me too. These days you see people whining about "liberal women" and what they say...

Although I voted for Bernie, I have always been pretty sure that if he were elected president, both parties would work against him in congress and the judiciary as well and he would achieve very little.

But achieving very little is better than what's happening now.

Everyone hoping there's still a chance, you need to remember... this is only a city-killer asteroid.

We need to hope for a much bigger asteroid.