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  • Cicadas after paying the toll troll

    • Texas bill aims to block access to abortion pills

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  • Republicans are obsessed with sex and genitals.

    • Burger chain says its 'fries will be RFK'd' as it joins 'Make America Healthy Again' effort

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  • Fat, sick, and stupid. That's the target demographic.

    I hope their stocks tumble through the floor.

    • Caption this.

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  • "Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You're gonna be late for work."

    • Attorney General Pam Bondi warns Tesla vandals: ‘We’re coming after you’

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  • "Of course I know them, they're me."

    • I went to a GOP congressman's town hall. The rage over DOGE is a force to be reckoned with.

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  • Fair.

    • AI will replace us all... trust me

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  • The term is bi-pigmented

    • All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed.

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  • *not that many that you see

    • US asks countries to help lower soaring prices of eggs

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  • everyone moves to Nye Jorvik

    • Attorney General Pam Bondi warns Tesla vandals: ‘We’re coming after you’

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  • If the war on drugs was real, police would just raid any corporate FinTech, or bank. There's coke in every one.

    • I went to a GOP congressman's town hall. The rage over DOGE is a force to be reckoned with.

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  • There's zero expectation of discernment in a cult. And MAGA is a political cult.

    • The duvet cover formed a second lid on the washing machine.

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  • Laundry wine!

    • Is it better to eat a entire bag of Oreos all at once, or spread over the whole day?

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  • Eat them right before a big, protein heavy meal. The sugar will stimulate insulin production which will help to process more of the protein. And then have a couple for dessert.

    • AOC condemns Chuck Schumer for caving to Republicans on funding bill

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  • Fucking Pelosi. That dinosaur is 84 and still has her thumbspikes in every pie

    (+2 points if you can name the dinosaur)

    • I went to a GOP congressman's town hall. The rage over DOGE is a force to be reckoned with.

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  • Marketing, as an industry, should be stamped out of existence. It's just professional lying.

    • Dems push AOC to primary Schumer, furious over his support of Republican spending bill: report

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  • Bingo

    • Dems push AOC to primary Schumer, furious over his support of Republican spending bill: report

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  • 100% Democrats don't represent me; I am not a Corporation.

    I would like a political party that represents actual constituents, and the Dems ain't ever giving up their corp gravy train.

    • Dunning-Kruger

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  • Can I interest you in a logical phallus?

    • Found some “lessons learned” tucked away in a used book I bought.

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  • It means "stay in school"

    • Found some “lessons learned” tucked away in a used book I bought.

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  • 100%

    It also sets weird and potentially false expectations around sex as an event, which puts undue pressure on both parties, rather than something that simply happens as a natural course of a relationship evolving.