Lol, just tell your waiter not to take your food when they seat you. There are so many steps you can take to prevent this being a problem but instead you choose to be annoying and not pay. Like c'mon dude.
Bro wtf lmao. If someone touches your plate you won't pay for the food XD. You're just an asshole at that point. How do they even get the meal to you from the kitchen?
So you do something for no reason for the benefit of someone who is suffering while you are not suffering? How empathetic lmao