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FlashZordon
FlashZordon @ FlashZordon @lemmy.world
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I am certainly pulling my weight in this group assignment

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    • If you could split yourself into a copy of yourself, how many copies would you make to satisfy all your wishes?

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  • 2 copies. One for work. One for Personal life. One for spare parts.

    But if they have individualism then I will assume a fight will eventually break out.

    • Wi-Fi jamming to knock out cameras suspected in nine Minnesota burglaries -- smart security systems vulnerable as tech becomes cheaper and easier to acquire

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  • At my old job we ended up finding out that one dude was essentially using the router login page to disable the cheap Wi-Fi cameras so he could mask when he came in to work and left so he could embellish his time cards. Boss noticed a pattern so he installed a manual timeclock and the embellishments slowed and eventually stopped.

    • Your meal has been delivered

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  • Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

    • Do you have to be Japanese to be a Kaiju?

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  • Godzilla X Paul Bunyan would do NUMBERS

    • Mustard

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  • I prefer my mustard solid.

    • Chill Sunday

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  • "Lemme tell you something brother. "

    • Put it in your body, right fucking now

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  • Most Kidneys lmao

    • This Lawmaker Wants to Jail People for Watching Porn

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  • Well now we know what he likes to do during his free time.

    • I have encountered some negativity on Lemmy recently, so I just wanted to start a laid back thread to see what are people's plans for the week-end

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  • Planning on some much needed yard work and taking my little one on a playdate with her classmates.

    After some grocery shopping looking forward to making some hot soup since it's been raining a lot here.

    • Banana for scale

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  • My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

    • Do those little plastic "deer whistles" do anything to keep deer from running in front of a car?

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  • They definitely do not.

    Ran into a herd this summer with one attached to the front of our car. Did not seem to drive them any other way than into my car.

    • Rule

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  • Dale Gribble has entered the chat

    • The opposite of a stork.

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  • Abork

    • Got Promotion

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  • I have resting bitch face so I just constantly look stressed all day when in reality I'm just watching Youtube videos after my hour of work is finished.

    • Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ

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  • Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!

    • Body.exe has stopped responding

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  • This only happens when I finally get to nap.

    • 7th Annual Rule

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  • Even the banner hand has 6 fingers lol

    • So we're just making Google Assistant even more useless now?

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  • "Oh shit we should probably charge a subscription for some of these features. Quick remove em so they don't notice"

    • Put me in the trash can at the park.

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  • Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.