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Indoctrination is fucked

If people waited until kids were actually capable of reasoned thought before bringing up the idea of religion, it'd die out within a generation

Because 'Murica

And they celebrate their ignorance...

I agree, but there's a significant difference

I love wine, beer and whisky and pretty much anything except vodka (because it's boring)

I love it because of the flavours, the mouth-feel, the way I can pair drinks with food to enhance the enjoyment of both

I've never had coke, mushrooms, ketamine, weed or anything else that made me think "wow, this is yum! I reckon it'd go beautifully with a nicely aged cheddar, or oysters, or a perfectly cooked lamb shoulder"

When did any religion deserve respect?

Sure, respect the person (to a point), but not the belief in fairytales

Same goes for any superstitious woo

'Murica

So fucking crazy

Me three!

Since when does that fucking idiot do anything based on something ad reasonable as data?

It's always about prejudice, hate and the fact that he gets a kick out of hurting people

Good

They aligned themselves with an utter cunt

Let them reap the whirlwind, and I hope that the dildo of consequences comes un-lubed

I've done a lot of travelling and a lot of fisting

Everyone needs a hobby or two

They're clearly marked with where to go, and full of people who are there specifically to help you

You may also bump into seasoned travellers going the same way as you who will offer you guidance

Relax and enjoy the adventure!

I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph

It's almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction

The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards

It's quite wonderful

I enjoy it every few months....

Yep

Fisting porn is illegal there

It's such a shame

Fisting is woefully misrepresented in most porn

Well, 'Murica has always been uptight, full of self-loathing and most of all, hypocritical

There's a reason why the world sneers at them

I make the air immediately around then smell like they just shit themselves

I make sure that they can smell it too

When the Tangerine Toddler is about to give an address, I make sure that the microphones stop working, and send fart sounds to the receivers, while the shit smell gets stronger and fills the nearby area

I'd make every deliberately dishonest statement from the mouth of a public figure cause a little raincloud to appear above their head, with little lightning bolts that look great on camera

I'll also make the arsehole of every conservative in the world itch uncontrollably whenever they choose to be a dickhead when they could choose to be nice

The biggest problem is that Trump wants to

He is an idiot child, and he's itching to press every button

He also sees sending a nuke as the most "dominant power" thing he could do

It's a sad indictment on America that this is where things are right now

There are so many people there who deserve better, but it's just a broken country

I am a moderator somewhere (not reddit)

It's easy to just ban people, but not actually helpful

I always wait until the hate speech comes out. Offensive speech is one thing, but the population of the forum lets them know in their responses that they are out of line

The ban doesn't happen if my ego is insulted, it's saved for the pointless troll (and even then, only if it keeps going after being warned) or when something is truly hateful

No kids for sure, but I have a wonderful woman who is the absolute light of my life.

I enjoy experiences. Objects can be broken, lost, taken and they're just "things"

I love my motorbike, but that's because I get to be out on the road, working as one with my machine, simultaneously relaxed yet paying attention to everything that's happening. I'm in the world, I can smell it, feel the wind, feel the road through my handlebars. I do love my bike, but she's still just a material object. What I really love is the experience

I love to travel to new places and experience new cultures. When I see something on a menu that I've never had, or see a new drink, or any new delight that I can sample, then that's the first thing I want to do

My dog is a goof, but watching him enjoying himself makes me so happy. I try to see him as an example, he enjoys the little things wholly in the moment

Food, wine, whisky, beer, fabulous sex with my woman

Sharing an experience with someone, especially if it's their first time, and seeing their delight. I get to experience it anew through their eyes

I'm a man made happy by the pleasures of the flesh mostly, but solving a problem, triumph over a physical challenge, a sense of satisfaction having made something

That's the sort of shit that makes me happy

She never went into politics with either the intent or ability to do her job

She just wants attention, to grift, and to spread hate and be celebrated for it

She's a symptom of what's wrong with America