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Van Der Waal's forces: everybody's bonds

There are few places in the world deliberately ignorant to their own history as America

The indoctrination begins early and is thorough

And goddamn it was successful

A wallaby won't fuck you up. Especially such a well-mannered one

A roo will though. It's a good thing that they are a good representation of most Australian life: dumb and not particularly aggressive, but hazardous around vehicles

Senility

Backwards idiots in a backwards part of a backwards country

I'm pretty sure plenty of you actually sweat gravy based on the size of them

Not so much a pick-up line, but I sent her a dick pic

I cannot stress enough that it wasn't a random, unsolicited one.

We'd joked about it, her user name was a play on it, and I sent a link to something rather than a picture, so she had the ability to not see it if she chose

Anyway... We're engaged now...

On video tape...

Because Texas is a dumb place and Musk won't act unless he's forced to

Whoops! Tennessee!

Autocorrect. My phone confused one stupid state for another stupid state

Constant pestering attacks of small and cheap drones at airports would be a massive disruption to Putin

I imagine that better military minds than mine have considered it, but given the cost of cheap drones and the money it would cost Russia, it seems like a relatively easy way to be a headache and cause problems with their international interests

Other countries have tried this, and it was a spectacular failure

His arrogance means that he's incapable of learning from others though, so good fucking luck

I meant "pertinent"

US schools have long been a disaster

Starting the day by saluting the flag and reciting some shit about it being the greatest country in the world is the behaviour of people being indoctrinated into a cult

Gotta get 'em young

Add the twisted version of the history of America taught, and the ignorance of the rest of the world and it's not surprising that things are in a shit state

It's extremely poignant right now

The problem I see is that in Star Wars, the goodies win because they appeal to the inherent good in people, their willingness to actually act

I fear that apathy and learned helplessness have taken root too deeply in the US. People just shrug their shoulders

I sincerely hope that I'm wrong

Especially the religious

It's one of the traits all religions share

Wank

I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy

The Australian election is a perfect example of people voting against something. It's not that Labor were particularly palatable (I personally voted for the Greens), but the alternate of Temu Trump was more than most people could countenance

The nation collectively voted for the lesser evil

I'm hugely relieved, but the most interesting thing is the vote from the younger cohort who have aged a bit. It's not news to anyone who pays attention to politics, but they usual shift rightward with age isn't happening to the same degree

Italy has always been a joke, Hungary too

Greece was coming frighteningly close to nazism a few years back

It's so frustrating to see

Contact my fiancée, then the cops, then find myself a lawyer and spend the rest of my time absolutely shitting my pants

Fiancée first, because she's my highest priority in all things and the dead guy ain't getting deader. Then the cops, because to contact a lawyer first looks incredibly suspicious and I live in a civilised country where there is almost no police corruption and I wouldn't have cops trying to pin it on me out of convenience. The other reason I'd contact my fiancée first is that she's the smartest person I have ever known, and she would be straight onto organising shit to help

It would definitely be unpleasant