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FilthyShrooms
FilthyShrooms @ FilthyShrooms @lemmy.world
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Kids rule

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  • Calvin's dad has some of the best jokes in all of Calvin and Hobbes

    • The design is very human

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  • It's a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples

    • severely rule deprived

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  • She's hot, I love goth girls

    • H̴̙̎ȇ̷̹l̶̀ͅļ̶̔o̷̢̽,̶̢̕ ̷̢͌i̷̬͌s̵̓͜ ̵̠͒â̴͍n̷͈̑y̵̙̽o̷͎̿n̷̥͆ę̷̃ ̸͍̈́h̴͙̀o̶̧͝m̶̹̾e̸̗͛?̵̺̉

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  • If your cold, they're cold. Bring them in

    • whales are the mightiest of fish

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  • We all came from fish, why can't whales return to fish?

    • Hamburger H̷̱̼̖̏̈́͘̚ͅé̶̲̠̤̙ḷ̷̠́̕p̶̹̱̩̫͊͒͊̋ ̸̰͇̘̜̀̓̒̐m̸̼̺̼̹̈̒̐ē̷̲͋̕eee

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  • I bet not, you only think about yourself

    • Mug Shot

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  • The look of no regrets

    • I swear to god

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  • Because the one on the right is funnier

    • I swear to god

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  • Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse's neck, so it's the right one

    • Black owner here.... without context that sounds really bad

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  • Yes and that's jambo in the pic

    • keep it in private

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  • Live your life but please don't do that in public for my kids to see

    • Denny's

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  • Dionysus certainly is a menace

    • Caption this.

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  • Surprise MRI

    • Understandable

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  • Back fell off

    • Would you drink it?

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  • No sugar

    • touhou themed rule

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  • I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

    • Nintendo and The Pokémon Company seek injunction against Palworld plus fine and damages, developer says

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  • Yet people keep buying from them

    • Hagrid, no

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  • Harry Potter is fine, it's the creator who's a bad person

    • "And, would you believe it, you find another rickety rope bridge over a pit of lava..."

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  • Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

    • Just a little bit of trolling

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  • Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it's only through selective breeding that we can eat them