Fester @ Fester @lemm.ee

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Most pet food is made from the unwanted scraps/guts left over from processing human food. There are not additional pet food farms - they’re the same farms. Where will the guts go if pets don’t eat it? Cheaper fast food, probably, i.e. more fast food, or waste.

I don’t know that this would reduce anything - just move resources around and probably have other effects that you and I aren’t imagining.

Cats and dogs do require meat to live, unlike humans. Reducing the meat industry will drive up pet food prices, and that may reduce pet ownership. But we better fucking make sure pets are spayed and neutered - doubly so if that ever happens.

I think they meant in the future when the form factor is the same as wearing glasses.

My glasses are on my face every minute of every day, except when showering and sleeping. I’m uncomfortable when they’re not there - and not just because I can’t see, but because I’m so used to it.

That’s probably the future - people being uncomfortable if a screen isn’t in their vision every waking moment, because it’s as physically comfortable and as “normal” as wearing glasses, and more comfortable than looking down at a phone.

It’d be an amazing feat for technology, but similarly as dystopian as having a social media-feeding PC in your pocket, or just any PC if you’re another generation older. Future people will eat it up though, just like we eat up the phones.

Now I’m imagining marketing where the old millennials are staring at their phones, and the young people are complaining about how grandpa never engages with other human beings or makes eye contact - but they’re still scrolling TikTok while talking to him.

Now we’re losing negative money

“She said she votes for human rights, so we know she votes for the wrong team.”

Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain

Imagine you’re working on a small engine, and then out of nowhere a black woman exists, asleep in her bed, and you didn’t have a gun to shoot her with. Bam, you’re dead.

“Your customers still trust you with their data and you haven’t even started selling it yet.”

-shareholders, probably

He knows GOP voters don’t follow up on anything and their memories don’t extend beyond the last Fox News show they watched. That’s why he can say shit like this knowing full well he won’t come up with anything.

Oh… well fuck that then. Unlabel it.

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1998: That would be a waste of a perfectly good cable. Never know when you might need it, so it goes in the box with the others.

2023: The fuck are all these cables for? I’ll make a meme… but only with one. Never know when you might need the others.

I know it seems like real life from this perspective, but we’re actually in a Dick Tracy villain origin story.

The 150 grammer

Which of the following best describes your gender:

1. male gender
2. female gender
3. fight gender

I miss 100% of the shots I do take.

We are not the same.

Wait so he’s not burning in hell with Epstein, Hitler, and Kissinger?

They would need shit resistant masks then.

“Ah shit”