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Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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  • "Let them fight"

    • After Abortion Ban, Texas Teen Birth Rate Rises

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  • God damn, just rekt a whole ass state 😭

    • Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees

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  • I did. I didn't heavily imply it. Just that Microsoft didn't help.

    • Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees

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  • And please read comments more carefully next time. I did not say Microsoft was ever at fault, simply that they did not contribute anything to make Starfield better before release. Delays are a thing, but nobody thought it would be worth it to delay Starfield before release. If anything I'd bet money that Microsoft pushed the release

    • Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees

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  • Okay. Well they made sure Starfield didn't come out on the PS5, okay. and I promise you that didn't help their numbers at all. Okay. Okay

    • Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees

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  • I remember people on the Internet talking about the Microsoft Bethesda deal. I saw people saying that it's "actually a good thing" and how Microsoft can contribute more to Bethesda and they'll churn out better games for Xbox. Then I see shit like this and games like Starfield and understand why 99% of the people on the Internet have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

    • World’s five richest men double their money as poorest get poorer

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  • Dang, I wonder if that money will ever come back into circulation with former taxation on their wealth. No? Okay just increase that money copier and keep inflation going BABAY!

    • Counterspell this

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  • I'm waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him

    • Eurogamer readers' top 50 games of 2023

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  • Nah Baldurs Gate 3 set a new standard for an RPG. I'm sure the new Zelda was a fantastic game but I doubt a sequel for a Zelda game is gonna be as influential

    • How to keep a man

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  • This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

    • It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

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  • MOAR

    • They were too cramped

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  • It's too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

    • King Charles' Christmas message amid 'increasingly tragic global conflicts'

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  • LOOK AT DEM SAUSAGE FINGERS

    • Milking machine

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  • When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

    • Amazon Prime Video will start showing ads on January 29th unless you pay extra for ad-free

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  • Prime's entire UI already sucks dick. I can't even tell which shows/movies I can watch without having to pay, rent, or subscribe. Like mfer I'm paying to watch whatever Amazon has to offer. I only use it for The Boys, Reacher, and Invincible. Even with how much I would love to support these shows, fuck Amazon.

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    • And this is why I no longer have cable.

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  • Ugh the nostalgia, takes me back

    • Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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  • "Why are there red lights on this one?"

    • Bethesda Announces New-Gen Update For Fallout 4 Coming Next Year

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  • And you can get it next year on sale for $70 because fuck you you stupid consumer bitch that's how it works here in Bethesda! Now go praise Starfield you fucking idiot!

    • Bro's date offer rejected [VIDEO]

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  • Trying to suck his own dick

    • New Year's Santa figurines

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  • 3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe