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That's how you get pinkeye!

I wonder if there is a mirrorsforsale community or magazine somewhere in the fediverse...

Heard about it on reddit during the whole API debacle, but I had been looking for alternatives. I've since moved on from Lemmy to Mbin, but still check out posts in various communities.

Seems like it should be higher...

I'd work there part time to troll management until I piss them off so much I get fired.

A million dollars for the inaugural fund for starters and Satya Nadella was there in person hobnobbing with the other billionaires.

Except they did pay, lol

They... get maintained (or not). All parts are serviceable, so it can be completely rebuilt in most cases.

The Democratic Party and spinelessness: Name a more iconic duo.

Gotta survive first, it's the hierarchy of needs. Then again, it's easier to survive as a group.

[squealing intensifies]

I didn't come up with the name, that's just what people have been calling it for as long as I can remember.

They're already called reverse bullet hell?

Contact them and inform them of this missed opportunity, obviously.

Kids in college, but Bananaphone still gets referenced semi-regularly in my household.

Honorable mention to Baby Beluga and Joshua Giraffe as well.

Sorry, but where shouldn't beans be?

Ok, now that I ask, I guess you could say something like "human lungs", but doesn't that really just mean we haven't evolved to breathe beans yet?

One beautiful day, we will achieve such a power!

Update: My prediction was correct.

Maybe they should ask CISA to... oh.

I'm not, outages and mistakes happen all the time (especially when your boss is an overbearing asshole, causing mistakes to be swept under the rug out of fear instead of corrected).

Isn't their whole thing that anyone can be anonymous?