FartsWithAnAccent @ FartsWithAnAccent @fedia.io

Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

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Whoah, coding and algorithms???

lol, Wiccans? What'd they say?

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It's pretty common in general but at least some of them actually do you the courtesy of letting you know.

You don't have to tell us you're a dev, we can tell by the socks.

I checked, it doesn't...

...yet.

Frankly I'm shocked it doesn't already exist.

Wait, does it?

Maybe it was just time, maybe your password got scrambled because your account was compromised: They'll never tell!

That or you just being obligated to change your password.

Brutal truth: You entered it wrong that many times.

Yes, really.

No, I know: It's crazy.

Did you have capslock on?

Edit: lol, I get the angry downvotes but I promise you this happens all the time

They are fired from the battery factory.

For real? I thought it was just September.

Guns can be good for self defense, but not so much against police or military because that will escalate things beyond what any individual is capable of defending against, they're more for a mob or criminals attacking your home. I would also recommend OC spray so that you don't have to go straight to a firearm if violence escalates (plus, your attackers may be debilitated by pepper gel or spray - fyi gel is better for indoors, spray for outdoors).

Against police, your best defense is probably going to be cameras recording everything (audio included, with offsite backups) and a good lawyer unless they decide they want to kill you, then you're just kinda fucked.

That's just physical security though, cybersecurity is probably a lot more important: Don't use social media is probably the best advice, but in general be careful of what you say online and use a VPN

Tried making mimosas with this and they were gross, way too sweet.

Oops All Canard

You'll probably be mostly fine, but expect people to find your accent to be a novelty.

Racists usually keep their mouths shut in public, just pay attention to your surroundings and be careful (good advice anywhere you go).

I just started using FUTO and it seems pretty solid

I have not. Thanks for the suggestions!

Hotswappable batteries and an option for a keyboard would be nice too. Virtual keyboards seem like they're getting shittier (at least on Android) and they never matched the accuracy of a regular keyboard.

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