Fapper_McFapper @ Fapper_McFapper @lemmynsfw.com

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To all the astronomers out there. If you happen to notice a shift in earth’s orbit around the sun please do not be alarmed. It’s only me and my massive justice boner on the Western hemisphere. It should go away in a few hours.

You get a justice boner, you get a justice boner, everyone gets a justice boner!

Self hatred is a hell of a drug.

Yes but I can usually walk to a gas station, buy a gas can, fill it up, walk back to my car, pour gasoline in the tank and then drive away.

What am I supposed to do if I own a Tesla? Walk to the nearest Lowe’s, purchase a multi fuel generator, attach it to my car, then walk to the gas station, buy a gas can, fill it up, walk back to the car, fill up the generator, crank the generator, hook it up to my car, then drive away?

Seeing as the question has already been answered I’ll ask a question of my own.

What do you need this toy for OP?

My justice boner can slice through adamantium right now!

Just in case you guys are wondering, there’s probably dozens of us enjoying the fuck out of this conversation. Thank you for asking questions I wouldn’t think of asking. On behalf of all three of us lurking.

You monster!

Get fucked Trump!

While I understand what you mean, he is leading Florida to hell. You could argue that Florida was already headed for hell, however, Ron turnt that shit up several notches.

Don’t worry Florida, where we’re going we don’t need eyes…

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Stop, please?! My justice boner can only get so erect.

What Cuba doin?

We’re not trying to be Reddit, we also don’t need a billion users.

Like Abraham Lincoln probably once said, quality over quantity.

Donald Trump piled on to his wild claim that the cocaine found in the White House belonged to Joe Biden, suggesting the president took the drug to pep himself up before speeches.

If this isn’t an admission that Trump uses cocaine to pep himself up before a speech/klan rally I’ll eat my hat.

Maybe if there were less hurdles to get an abortion in Nebraska the mother wouldn’t have done what she did? Not excusing her behavior but to dismiss this the way you did seems unfair.

Here were the restrictions in place in Nebraska when this happened.

In Nebraska, the following restrictions on abortion were in effect as of June 28, 2022:

A patient must receive state-directed counseling that includes information designed to discourage the patient from having an abortion, and then wait 24 hours before the procedure is provided.

Private insurance policies cover abortion only in cases of life endangerment, unless individuals purchase an optional rider at an additional cost. Health plans offered in the state’s health exchange under the Affordable Care Act can only cover abortion in cases of life endangerment.

Abortion is covered in insurance policies for public employees only in cases of life endangerment, unless individuals purchase an optional rider at an additional cost.

The use of telemedicine to administer medication abortion is prohibited.

The parent of a minor must consent before an abortion is provided.

Public funding is available for abortion only in cases of life endangerment, rape or incest.

An abortion may be performed at 20 or more weeks postfertilization (22 weeks after the last menstrual period) only in cases of life endangerment or severely compromised health.

This law is based on the assertion, which is not consistent with scientific evidence and has been rejected by the medical community, that a fetus can feel pain at that point in pregnancy.

The state requires abortion clinics to meet unnecessary and burdensome standards related to their physical plant, equipment and staffing.

The use of a safe, effective and commonly used method of second trimester abortion is prohibited.

Abortions using dilation and evacuation are permitted only in cases of life endangerment or severely compromised physical health.

It’s going to be subscription service. And no way can GM beat Apple or Android at a car interface. This just means I’ll never buy another Chevy again.

They are already bad actors.

In Nelson’s voice from the Simpsons.

HAHAAAAA