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In college, my roommate decided to make jello shots in these little shot glasses we had. He and his buddies finished them off and stacked the empty glasses in the room. Ass of a roommate refused to clean them out, so they sat for a little more than a week, at which point I was sick of them enough to clean them myself.

The jello had crystallized around the rim of the glasses, cementing them together, and as I twisted a couple of them apart the crystallized jello sliced into my hand.

My wife still taunts me sometimes for getting cut by jello.

The world would be fine without Harry Potter, and better without JK Rowling.

How about Winamp?

The distance light travels when it goes one meter.

Helpful neighbor: "No, I'm with ICE and I'm arresting you motherfuckers."

*We all get to pretend to be ICE or whatever the fuck if there's no requirement to prove who you are

Im trying in my head to make that response of "he had tattoos on his body" less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

Certainly not as supreme as the https://www.tacobell.com/food/specialties/chalupa-supreme

Be engineer, draw pictures with numbers next to it that mean that your picture is important. Give picture to someone who agrees that your picture is important and presses on your picture with a stamp. Then give your picture to people that don't work at desks to make a thing that looks like your important picture.

Oh no, I didn't mean for my pickpocketing scams with hostile service and aggressive touts to mean that I didn't want to be friends 😢. For sure the US though.

One month before midterms?

I don't know why these are asked in the past tense like I don't still do these things.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MohJLPgutKQ&pp=ygUgc2FkZGFtIGh1c3NlaW4gYmFhdGggcGFydHkgcHVyZ2U%3D

I hope they can see some historic parallels. Shit can get really real in one afternoon.

I think that when typical toddlers throw tantrums, they usually believe that there is some injustice that they are outraged about, like why they can't have candy at 10:00 at night. Miller's tantrums seem entirely performative and I don't believe that he truly gives a fuck about any of the victims in his many anecdotes that he will cite, only that he gets to pretend he has moral superiority over someone who doesn't show the same pretend outrage.

Trump: No, and now it's illegal for you not to like me.

I feel like the LivePrudeGirls channel deserves a shout out here too. Milana and Stevie Nelson had a few fantastic interviews.

That was my first thought too. No grand conspiracy or personal mission here, just basic corruption by some of the shittiest people.

This seems like a dubious tactic in any state that has "stand your ground" laws.

Will he really need customers much longer? I mean it seems like he can just have any government agency replace their fleet with his trash in the name of "efficiency".