FakeGreekGirl @ FakeGreekGirl @lemmy.blahaj.zone

She/they. Greek-American. Trying something new.

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My car has a mission to automatically turn me trans?

The Conspiracy runs deep!

In other words, this.

Well, yeah. It is from 110 years ago. You have to adjust for inflation.

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

$150 OCC cable? What a bargain!

To be fair, that cable is very danceable.

Great idea. I went looking and couldn't find the fire, but found enough smoke that I'm gonna go ahead and remove the username.

Oh yikes. I had no idea. Sorry.

Did he twist that cop's torso around 180°?

I'm no fan of cops, but that poor, poor man.

Oh, I love this.

SPAM, at least, has a place in Hawaiian food.

Spam is gross and useless everywhere.

Oh, just as much can go wrong with the Apple car. You just don't have the tools to fix it when it does.

AVGN is Angry Video Game Nerd. He's a youtuber that has been reviewing shitty old video games for almost 20 years at this point; he's basically the originator of the "anti-nostalgia reviewer" genre of youtuber. In one episode (I forget which one, but it's a very old one), he said he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear and eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than play the game that was the subject of that episode. And yeah, that ended up being one of his most famous lines.

It's kinda random what you get.

I'm hoping for the adamantium claws, myself.

Not a pun, but an inside reference to one of AVGN's more famous lines (that ended up in the theme song to his show).

You know, if Kurt had lived long enough, I wonder if he would have ended up doing commercial jingles.

The idea makes me a little bit sad.

Wow, that is awesome

Edit: just looked up some of her modeling photos, she's gorgeous! I should be so lucky.

I agree, yeah. I'm sure I pondered stupider shut when I was a teenager, but it wasn't in front of the world.

Of course, now, thanks to social media, everyone is in front of the world all the time.

I don't think most Republicans want to nuke Israel to glass these days. Of course, that's more because they need it for their batshit end-times prophecies than any sort of humanitarian or rational reason.

I'm crashing, making me the victor.

Thanks for the reality check. It was definitely not my intention to share anything antisemitic here.