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If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?

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  • Not to mention the Bush imbeciles.

    • This SUV parking

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  • I'm in the U.S., and this a problem here. Part of it is financial -- auto makers found a market for morons who will finance a $50,000 truck they have no need for.

    And they drive like they are invincible. Last week I (Mazda3) almost got crushed by two of these road monstrosities. After taking evasive action to a avoid a head on collision, I got tailgated by another idiot who very nearly rear ended me.

    This is also a rural area with no street lights, and a lot of these trucks are designed with a second set of headlights that blind you.

    • What was the dumbest way you ever injured yourself?

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  • I was finishing a tile backsplash. The last thing is using a sponge the size of a brick that has water in in it to wipe off the grout glaze .

    I had recently put nice copper knobs on the cabinets.

    The wires from the wall outlets were pulled out, and being an idiot I didn't flip off the circuit breaker.

    So I leaaned with the wet sponge and hit the wires with the sponge just as my head hit one of the copper knobs.

    It felt like Zeus sent a lightning bolt up my ass and up out through my head.

    Im a more cautious person now.

    • Biden video mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene speech hit more than 30M views in 12 hours

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  • Trunt.

    • Amazon saved children's voices recorded by Alexa even after parents asked for it to be deleted. Now it's paying a $25 million fine.

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  • Like $25 million is laundry change for them. They will probably pay it in quarters.

    • TIL Alice Walton (Walmart heir) killed a pedestrian in a driving accident and was never charged. She has also been arrested for DUI twice but never charged.

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  • Justice comes ... at a price.

    • Trump says he's been advised he's target of US investigation into efforts to overturn 2020 election

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  • I think he will get the rich assholes slap on the wrist.

    But treason is a capital crime ....

    • Marjorie Taylor Greene compares Biden to FDR, LBJ. Thanks for the free campaign ad!

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  • What a fantastical waste of skin. Yet her cretin slaves vote for her.

    • My Lemmy experience so far

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  • God damn it, I never see any porn!

    • Tiny shrimp

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  • Or shrimpizzle.

    • Kevin and Sheryl <3

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  • Much as I don't like to judge people on fonts, this one reeks of psychopath.

    • You’ve heard of brain freeze. Have you heard of belly freeze?

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  • I totally failed to make the connection!

    • Is having an Android really a deal-breaker for some people?

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  • Here's one person in the U.S. that doesn't care either.

    • Where were you on 9/11?

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  • On about the 48th floor of 101 California in San Francisco a Deutsche Bank floor and the scene of a notorious mass murder previously. We got right the fuck out of there.

    • You’ve heard of brain freeze. Have you heard of belly freeze?

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  • Much preferable to the ball freeze.

    • YSK: If you work in the U.S. as a W-2 worker, you can check to see how much money you've paid into Social Security and learn when you'll become eligible to draw from it in retirement

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  • You can open a.n account online though it's a pain in the ass. But I like to keep track so I can figure out what kind of dumpster I'll be able to afford in retirement.

    • If you had to make a new ice cream flavor, what would it be?

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  • Don't forget bitterness toppings.