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  • Greta Thunberg - how to milk one viral moment you had as a kid and make a career out of it.

  • Calculating the number of hours I had left on Earth, and realizing that every hour I spent fretting about shit that doesn't matter is an hour I won't spend having the best possible time on this dirtball with my family and my friends before I kick the bucket.

    Once I "let go" and decided nothing really mattered, it felt like my whole body finally deeply relaxed for good.

  • Yeah, like playing a country record in reverse: your wife comes back, you house unburns and your dog undies.

  • He did say he would lower prices on day one, and prices on day one of his presidency were definitely lower. So he delivered, you just have to think backward in time.

  • The flippant comment is my way to use cynicism to express how utterly appalled I am by what's going on in the US.

  • This guy is so crass and so gormless he doesn't hesitate for one second to spit in the face of 1.5bn Catholics in the world.

    Having said that, I wouldn't mind a picture of Trump as a dead Pope...

  • Someone just won a long holiday in El Salvador.

  • Er... duh.

    Facebook's entire business model consists in invading as much of everybody's privacy as possible and monetizing people's private data. Its "products" are just honeypots to attract marks to milk for private data. You didn't really think they turned a profit selling electronic sunshades did you?

    If someone is stupid enough to buy a pair of those and put themselves under surveillance by Facebook, it's their problem. But if I ever see anybody looking at me with those glasses on their face, they'd better remove them pronto when I ask them to or I'll become bellicose rather quickly.

  • No, it's the smell at the pump. Nothing to do with how the engine feeds itself. Yeah, leaded gasoline smelled different. "Sweeter" or something. Maybe it wasn't the lead, and maybe whatever replaced the lead inside modern gasoline is what smells different, but it definitely isn't the same.

    It's not like gasoline smelled better, it's just that I remember smelling that smell when the entire family went on summer holidays and we kids were allowed to stretch our legs while our dad gassed up the car. Good times and good memories!

  • It's strange how all dictatorships have the same control freak obsessions with the same things around the world, across eras:

    • Obsession with squelching science and education
    • Obsession with denying basic reality and facts
    • Obsession with religions and cults of various kinds
    • Obsession with the population's natality
    • Obsession with people's sex habits and the contents of their pants

    Trump's regime, being a run-of-the-mill fascist dictatorship, is no different and ticks all the boxes.

  • I'm way past that point.

    Missing your youth first hits you when you start having small health issues you didn't have before. And then it gradually gets worse. There's no crisis about it.

  • Come to think of it, I miss school and I miss the military. They were both godawful, but I was young.

  • Don't.

    Because what he left out is that for those 5 minutes of peaceful enjoyable smoking, you have to endure the rest of the day craving, smelling like dog shit, getting an earful from your supervisor at work because you're constantly out for a smoke, spending your life's savings at the tobacconist, and driving 20 miles in the middle of the night to find a pack of smokes in a convenience store in the middle of the night when all the other stores are closed. Not to mention long term health issues of course.

    That's an expensive 5 minutes of enjoyment, trust me on that one.

  • The smell of leaded gasoline.
    The smell of a fine cigar: I quit smoking 14 years ago but I miss that.

    And I'm 200% sure they were awful.

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  • Would you have vacationed in Germany in 1934? Of course you wouldn't've, given the choice.

    Same thing.

  • So your theory is that those illegally-abducted detainees, who know they're one flight away from landing in a Salvadorian concentration camp without having seen a judge, are bored attention whores who think they can get away with staging a little dramatic show in the courtyard?

  • Newsflash: the kids never invented anything and everything that's old is new again.

  • He's far from the only mentally challenged politician in the US gravitating around the orange utan, but at least he has a good reason and he's excusable.