Evil_incarnate @ Evil_incarnate @lemm.ee

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Talking about climate change to my mother had her replying "I'll be dead before any of that affects me".

I never fail to remind her of that when a storm/drought/energy price hike/other climate related trouble does affect her.

Man was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, "God will save me". The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said "God will save me". The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.

In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?"

Fix the holy cigarette lighter.

In the same way telling teens to not have sex will stop teen pregnancies.

Many milestones on the way there...

Dyson sphere construction, with people living on the inside of it.

Thats why I make misatkes in everyting I write. They won't have a good set too take from my comments.

We should alll (w)right wrongs like this.

For a moment I thought you were talking about the USA.

Good old turtle. You could also program loops, so you could make fancy shapes like circles.

Cute, fine. Hot, no.

If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.

Prove it.

Exactly. You get rich by being a dick.

What? I moved to the nordics so that I'd be living in a tropical paradise soon, now there's going to be more snow?

If Hungary's values are so different, perhaps they should leave the EU.

I have a dumb tv now, I plan to replace it with a computer monitor. Sound and video go through my reciever already, which sends the video to my tv. Chromecast and a rpi to do any smart things.

For the most part, they all are falling towards earth and will burn up. No need to do anything.

If it helps, I've got btrfs on my 128GB drive with /home and root as subvolumes.

When the volume started to fill, I moved /home to a new drive, should be right for a while now.