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Evil_Shrubbery @ Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee
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Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York

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  • Afaik it's not inefficient if the heating is done via fossil fuels as big furnaces (especially in the past, especially turbo-fan super-fine grind coal ones) are much more efficient than smol ones for individual buildings (even if the buildings are giant).

    • How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?

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  • When that happens y'all are gonna need video proof that you last fucked your couch less that a week ago every time you leave home.

    • Panic! on the trade floor

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  • Let's not fight, we can have both!

    • Panic! on the trade floor

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  • 2012 (kinda continuation of 2008) is missing

    • Even if he doesn't fits he sits

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  • He clearly fits.
    \ How dare you?!

    • New power supply

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  • PSU - purr supply unit

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • I never call them buddies, idk, that just sounds wrong.

    • TIL the U.S. accidentally dropped 4 nuclear bombs on Spain 1966

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    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • Where is sexy-(square)pants? Man-in-tights? Curly-cock? Dick-broom?

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • It's where they poop.

    Its a funhole, with permission (& lube) it can fit a marvellous assortment of things. Doing so will also strengthen the bond between dudes.

    • Time for some repartitioning

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  • fucking-disk

    • Time for some repartitioning

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  • Yeah, the poor thing won't load even once before it gets nuked from orbit.

    • I do like that

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  • Oh, I'm interested in diffident small gossip - I would like to observe chicken politics, and bee politics.

    All the disputes, daily fads, coups, 1:1 bonding rituals, etc.

    • Oh shit

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  • You have a nickname for your pickle jar? How cute.

    • Oh shit

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    • A feeling of warmth

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  • What a missed connection - that's why I always leave my number on the wall, so people can call me & we bond over the shared heat ...

    (And no, 867-5309 is not my number)

    • Marten, I know that guy!

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  • Donald Ducking it like a perv.
    \ Get some pants!

    Superb mittens tho.

    • The Ring is a lot cuter than I remember

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  • Ikr? I would be fake-running away, maybe taking pics, ask what she is doing after this.

    • The Ring is a lot cuter than I remember

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  • Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
    \ (The pic is taken moments before aeroplane ears and zoomies)

    • I have an announcement.

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  • Fucking rails are much better than a sex swing, it can go harder and can also accommodate more people.