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Evil_Shrubbery @ Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee
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Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

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  • It's the last time we will say "It's Wednesday, my dudes!" and then finally be at peace.

    • Is calling this a roast insensitive?

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  • Well, if she starts smoking, add more lube.

    • Is calling this a roast insensitive?

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  • Yo mama will shine like a star!
    \ (The critical mass will start fusion reactions & outshine the Sun, kill us all)

    • Genetics

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  • The dommy mommy of the short king gratified the wall in the background (and yes, I do mean that she is just that tall, and named Laura).

    • US military spends eight times more on Viagra than gender-affirming care

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  • Amphetamines are prob getting a military boost in the coming years.

    • DOOM: The Dark Ages Reviews (86 Top Critic Average 96% Critics Recommend)

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  • Virgin Dork Ages Slayer: hides behind the shield

    Chad Ranger: literally rocket-jumps out of enemy fire

    • DOOM: The Dark Ages Reviews (86 Top Critic Average 96% Critics Recommend)

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    • Just your average lemmy poster

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  • Howdy Joe & Sticky Beans!

    • Avocado toast rule

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  • Don't threaten millennials with good things.

    We will assume it's bullshit.

    At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.

    • Trump Reportedly Getting Luxury Qatari Jet as Gift Sparks Fury—'Corruption'

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  • How would that be any diffident if it's just not followed though?

    • meme_iel

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  • MeyahMeyah, Memequeas, AymeAymase, AmakuAmak, MjawMjaws, MëMëz, MeMe first & the gimme gimmes, ... basically any culture of any creature that communicated has me+me.

    • meme_iel

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  • Lammninians with neither English nor German as their first language:

    No, wait, I don't like that meme format, this represents us:

    • Mad world 2.0

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  • Yeah, it's not even new

    • Mad world 2.0

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    • Three CPU Moon

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  • I don't know why I made this

    I don't know what it even is, but thx all the same, nostalgia activated.

    • You might want to hose it off when you are done

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  • Some people can't windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.

    • You might want to hose it off when you are done

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  • What if the real journey of life was all the sword-fights we had along the way?

    • You might want to hose it off when you are done

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  • After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.

    • You might want to hose it off when you are done

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  • 1 no underwear
    \ 2 wipe it on the curtains
    \ 3 establish an artisanal dick cheese brand

    • Rate my setup

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  • Edvard Beans.