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EvilTwin @ EvilTwin @lemmy.world
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Which is the best part of winter: the sun setting at 5pm every day, or it literally hurting when you go outside?

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  • Floridaman: "Wut?"

    • He's coming to town

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  • I'm pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

    Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn't intervened.

    • Burned by the Dragon of the West

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  • Bless your heart

    • This is how i got my dream job at X

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  • Fantastic

    • Good career advice

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  • You keep using that word.
    I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • Give cheese

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  • I like my girls like my cheese.
    Fat-free American singles only

    • Nothing to see here...

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  • It's just sleeping.

    • Now this is how you conduct a poll.

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  • The moon landing was faked.

    NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

    • What are the shortest karaoke songs?

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  • Anything by the Ramones

    • Luckily everyday I get closer to death

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  • If I get to run things, things will be great - for me. Everyone else? Fuck you peasants, I'm in charge.

    • It means no worries!

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  • Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

    • goodidea

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  • Hakuna Ma-vodka

    It means no memories

    • I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

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  • Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

    • Pleae someone! What's the safe word !!!!

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  • Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

    • What is the best response to "Who are you?"

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  • "Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

    • Police are not primarily crime fighters, according to the data

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  • The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

    • I think this speaks for itself.

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  • The joke's on them. I sold my soul years ago.

    • Would you rather reduce your intelligence for extra empathy, or reduce your empathy for extra intelligence?

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  • You can't have intelligence and happiness.