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Etterra @ Etterra @lemmy.world
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Fruit Flies

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  • Reminds me of the old joke, what do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk.

    • Trump, 78, says ‘only stupid people put old’ people in top federal roles

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  • He forgot he's not 40.

    • Walz Warns Against Normalizing Trump's Threat Of Using Military Against U.S. Citizens

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  • It's like a sewer backing up; you can't count the turds as fast as they fly out. For every one they scoop out they've got five more passing by unseen.

    • What are some of the rules about the Internet that were taught to you but are now completely ignored?

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  • Don't believe everything you see. Actually I was taught that about TV, but for some reason the old folks forgot about it being applicable everywhere in life, not just on TV. They also forget about it on TV too.

    • Badgers

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  • No dude, you're thinking of the other kind of British. I'm pretty sure their badgers are related to the homosapiens poulus aggressor, more commonly known as "football hooligans" to the locals.

    • Badgers

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  • Those are the ones related to drop bears, right? I mean they've gotta be.

    • Johnson: Additional hurricane aid ‘can wait’ until Congress is back in session

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  • Send him to live in the disaster zone then.

    • Trump floats sending military after US citizens on election day

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  • More that he's trying to stay out of jail.

    • Gaza Doctor Corrects CNN Anchor: 'This Is Not a Humanitarian Crisis... This Is Genocide'

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  • Usually because one or a few people profit one way or another by helping everyone forget the lessons.

    • Game Freak has been allegedly hacked, with source codes for Pokemon games reportedly leaked

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  • It's not about the code. It's about sending a message.

    • Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump

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  • Oh hey more Xians that haven't read their own handbook.

    • [OC] R

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  • No stain, huh? Did you at least remember to sealcoat?

    • Is there a way to have a "watch later" or "favorite" list that works across different websites?

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  • Organize you bookmarks? It's a simple folder hierarchy, not rocket science.

    • Tens of thousands are dying on the disability wait list

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  • That's because our government, from top to bottom, has a punishment-based attitude when it comes to any and all violations of any rules or laws. And instead of precision strikes, they use flamethrowers.

    • 'Shaken': Analyst claims John Roberts has been left reeling from immunity ruling backlash

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  • He's an out of touch rich asshole. I'm less surprised at his shock than I am surprised by him giving a fuck.

    • "I've answered your question with another question": JD Vance refuses to say if Trump lost in 2020

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  • He's not even cool enough to be a bro. And I mean that's a stupidly low bar. No he's just a douche.

    • Those are so ugly. Who would even buy these... oh, right.

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  • It's like they're pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.

    • New position!

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  • I'll bet his mom is super proud.

    • Mash 'em, boil 'em, put them in a stew

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  • You should have made sure I didn't eat Taco Bell for lunch.

    • Imma writer... 🧐

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  • So they can be pushed off.