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What is your favourite type of pizza? 🍕

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  • If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée

    • BIP BIP mf !

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  • I hate that

    I end up burning my hand and my hamster is still fucking wet

    • awww hell nahh

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  • Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

    • New unit of measurement

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  • How to actually read this:

    Hail the size of energy. (Meaning 'Glory to the size of energy')

    Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

    • New theory suggests time is an illusion created by quantum entanglement

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  • "What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?"

    "Oh, haven't you heard?"

    • What is your favourite type of pizza? 🍕

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  • Tuna

    It's pretty common in Europe amd Italy itself, but for some reason not so much in the rest of the world. Especially with thinly sliced onions on top.

    Also, Sujuk

    It's like pepperoni, but a lot better

    • F) All of the above

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  • They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

    • The Lenovo Technique

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  • Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store

    • Vegan hotdogs // Veggie "Completo Italiano"

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  • Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green

    • Have you ever clicked on an ad on purpose?

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  • I clicked on a porn add when I was a child. It shattered my world in a very good way

    • Polish MoD announced that the eastern border will be reinforced with 50km deep fortification line called Eastern Shield.

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  • What's the point of seatbelts if people wearing them might still die in car crashes? Might as well get rid of them then

    • Polish MoD announced that the eastern border will be reinforced with 50km deep fortification line called Eastern Shield.

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  • It accomplished slowing the Germans down and forcing them with going thought the rougher terrain of Belgium. That's far from nothing

    • Polish MoD announced that the eastern border will be reinforced with 50km deep fortification line called Eastern Shield.

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  • The way they overran Kiev in 3 day?

    • Polish MoD announced that the eastern border will be reinforced with 50km deep fortification line called Eastern Shield.

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  • Not pointless, a somewhat protected border is better than a not protected border if they have to go around it

    That was the entire point of the Maginot line

    • Japan seeks international coordination to thwart online manga, anime piracy

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  • Pirates do what Nintendon't

    • A good leader always farts first 💨

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  • Fess up

    I shat my pants

    Admit mistakes

    I thought it would just be a fart

    Reassess direction

    I should probably not go to that meeting right now

    Time-bound

    I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

    • You take the pirate out of the sea, not the sea out the pirate

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  • homemade pirate cannon

    That's homemade? Must be one hell of cool home

    • Gemini doesn't share Google search's AI advice on pizza cheese solutions?

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  • That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it's not really intentional or purposeful

    • I give up, this war is becoming a memefest and now we have the Drippenwagen from Bosnian Ape Society.

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  • Drippenwagen doesn't sound bad fake German enough. Let's change it to Drïppënwägën

    • It goes without saying that...

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  • That.