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EmoDuck @ EmoDuck @sh.itjust.works
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Don’t let them hold you back from success.

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  • So what you're saying is I should take out as many loans as humanly possible and set it all on black?

    On an completely unrelated note, do you still have both your kneecaps and would you be willing to co-sign a loan with me?

    • Wearing a uniform daily and not having to choose what to wear is great. Society should encourage more uniforms.

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  • Dress for the jobs you want, not the ones you have

    • I made a grilled cheese with chicharon

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  • I wonder how fuck_blue_shells is doing

    • TIL about Swatch Internet Time, a decimal time system that has no time zones.

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  • The Babylons had a great counting system using the segments of their fingers

    Thought I prefer the binary counting system

    • TIL about Swatch Internet Time, a decimal time system that has no time zones.

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  • I had your mom for a semester in college

    • Beef Stew with Cow Tongue

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  • With it's toumg, Bert

    • A creative way to boost enemy moral.

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  • After the porn bombardment didn't work, the axis powers considered a German porn bombardment, which was quickly rejected as even Hitler thought it was too cruel

    • Well........

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  • Nah, it's older, WAAAAY older. Anyone can take an old picture and add todays date to it. Your superpower is unimpressive and I bet you couldn't even beat Goku with it

    • Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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  • Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death

    • Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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  • What changed that you don't say it anymore?

    • Laccino is pretty great all year

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  • Hate it when I order a Ristretto but the waiter brings an espresso. Great, now I am 5% more energized than I wanted to be

    • Laccino is pretty great all year

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  • Junkie coffee: Snort a line of ground coffee, inject some hot water into your forearm

    • your video will play after this ad

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  • Laughts because my apartment is slowly filling with carbon monoxide

    • your video will play after this ad

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  • I didn't even know know there was a non Origin version of uBlock and I've had the same problems as everyone else

    On my laptop I actually have AdGuard (I think? The one with the hedgehog mascot) and that has never given me any ads

    It's really a case by case basis

    • your video will play after this ad

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  • Which they usually already have. I'm surprised how quickly even small channels get sponsor blocked. It makes me kind of sad because I wanna contribute too, but it's hard to find video that haven't been edited

    • Is there a word for the feeling of nostalgia for or missing of another lifetime one only lived in a dream?

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  • OP noticed the weirdly flat looking lamp

    • dont question the big orb

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  • No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

    • Ah, yes NATO must protect the Balkans

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  • They're gonna use dragons. Noticed how Russia hasn't lost a single dragon since the start of the war? This will become important later

    • I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

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  • How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

    • Translated a Ukrainian meme for you

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  • I want to eat the Penguins