Emmie @ Emmie @lemmings.world

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So you say that your bowel movements are synchronised with your clock?

No.

It’s funny because lots of communists/anarchists want a system that is even more dependent on a conscience, awareness of the collective and intelligence of average citizen while we can’t even do basic wallet voting in this one. Or choose non authoritarian president.

🤢 what an utter abomination

This is why puppies die

And yet in schools they don’t have seconds. Never had

I still have ptsd thanks to that. Can you imagine? No seconds?

This is pure torture that should be forbidden by Geneva convention. So uncivilised

Most clocks have only two hands. Actually all school clocks I seen had only two

It’s like throwing all your garbage under the dirty bed and covering it with pretty blanket.

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

Ya all can expect me to be internationally wanted on tv for not reading my mail. A dangerous suspect was seen on the border of Mexico with a bag full of unread mail. It is advised to not approach that person and inform post office immediately.

Can redlib also be fkd by Reddit?

Holy shit people. You are all incredibly whiny bunch

Maybe I am spoiled by my three good burger places in one kilometre radius from my house one of which declared me persona non grata

You all missed the f*ing joke and spam my inbox with some insane shit

Sometimes the answer is not really an answer but merely another question

Wait, which one is into fisting?

Kinky, more kinky than any queer person I know

Why catholics hate queers so much if Jesus was into drag?
Some questions history can’t answer.

This meme is a cringe within cringe. The original situation is unbearable and the meme itself too. Quit laughing.

Guys we are responsible for creating good atmosphere, don’t offload your emotional baggage here.

This is our turf and you create it, build it. What you put here will be the thing you take out

I got banned from kickstarter scam subreddit then forgot about it, commented on another account and got IP/browser banned sitewide thrice that way.

It just doesn’t make sense that you can comment on some shady subreddit then get banned site wide by some scummy company/mod/russian troll that operates the questionable subreddit.

Thankfully I managed to purge gacha games from my life despite all the sunk cost feeling. God I miss the times when entertainment was innocent and not trying to rob me