Emerald @ Emerald @lemmy.world

I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel

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Those AI dating sites always have the creepiest uncanny valley profile photos. Its fun to scroll them sometimes.

Womens rights does not mean the right to own women as a "customer", Andrew Klavan

This one

https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/windows-11-24h2-will-enable-bitlocker-encryption-for-everyone-happens-on-both-clean-installs-and-reinstalls

Really? hunter2

And backup your password vault

You think it’s bad now? Wait until ChatGPT is the one coding things.

I mean AI code is getting banned from tons of open source projects. I don't expect a huge AI programming boom, except for proprietary software that I won't use on my personal systems anyways

Yes

You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.

Now you're back to not respecting peoples pronouns

Twitter is a special case though IMO. It was shit to start with, and it’s become aggressively partisan.

Yep. Because Twitter is now a far-right social media. Just like Gab and Truth Social. I don't know why so many people don't get that.

But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

Like 30 times a day?

The cells are fantastic for flashlights, lasers, and vapes

I remember in high school, one of my teachers showed the class a battery and said "This is the same battery they use in vapes. The big ones... not the small ones you guys use"

what do you think defines art?

Ah yes, always begin conversations with a philosophy lesson

I read the last line in Mysticats voice lol

That sounds like a great plan honestly

you could say the same about hitting a pedestrian with your car

Yeah, and I hit pedestrians with my car all the time!

Edit: for context I have the all-new f950 goliath

Cheating isn’t a way to end a relationship, cheating is lying in order to keep it longer.

Maybe that's what it is for you

The whole situation aside... what is up with the email skills of the Dutch Olympic Committee? This email is legit worded like a text message or a Lemmy comment

"Steven is NOT a peadophile; you really don’t think that de Dutch NOC would send someone to Paris who IS a real risk? No, he isn’t a risk.”

I'm tryng to visualize what thats-my-fetish.gif would be if it was a real gif

INDIA DELTA KILO

people would rather lie and sneak around

Well yeah. That's a lot more fun then a conversation. And if you don't care about your relationship anyways, why does it matter how you end it really? Might as well cheat

Edit: okay I'm being downvoted so I should mention that I know this "breakup strategy" isn't for everyone but if you don't mind permenantly burning a bridge, to me there is no harm in it. As long as the person you are cheating on them with knows what you are doing and is okay with it