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Pancake syrup made with corn syrup sucks

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  • This guy syrups

    • ICE AGENT FLED FROM ANGRY RESIDENTS OUTSIDE NEW YORK SCHOOL — AND GOT IN A CAR CRASH

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  • Not suprising, they already did a hit and run on a cyclist and pedestrian in LA.

    • when you thought it couldn't get any better

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  • 8.1 is good

    • My wife has this meme for when someone tries to shame her for me liking to play video games and build Legos/Gundam models.

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  • True. I saw this one meirl post about someone whose favorite thing to do is go run errands with someone and everyone was saying a golden retriever wrote it. So I guess I'm a golden retriever.

    • My wife has this meme for when someone tries to shame her for me liking to play video games and build Legos/Gundam models.

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  • It do be like that

    • What's the worst spelling you've seen?

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  • Omg I didn't even notice that at first

    • New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

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  • B-b-b-bill nyeee the science guuy

    • You leave once the ride is over! And not a moment before!

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  • Yeah this is the same thing I've established. Just be like "hey I won't physically stop you, but I suggest you reconsider"

    • You leave once the ride is over! And not a moment before!

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  • What I think would be most ethical if I saw someone about to commit suicide by jumping (or other means) would just be to use my words to talk with them but not physically stop them.

    • Mike Waltz accidentally reveals obscure app the government is using to archive Signal messages

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  • How might they do that?

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Why so?

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • true, you got me

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Store passwords.

    I gotta disagree. It's much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it's not something I recommend doing purely locally.

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • How does one do that online?

    • True

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  • Just the clean the kitchen each time after you cook.

    • I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan

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  • Lol I forgot I made my comment and was real confused at first why I received this message in my inbox.

    • I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan

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  • Upvote for disagree

    • I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan

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  • No, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.

    vegan btw

    • Do it

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  • ... in my ass?

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    Stack of floppy disks: Am I a joke to you?
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    I really do want to know though
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    Debian security amirite?
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    Putting on your seatbelt and not using your phone while driving is now considered a "challenge"?
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    This website that threatens anyone who right clicks
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    You wouldn't download a spacecraft
    Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL that the white stuff that sometimes appears on chocolate is called "chocolate bloom".
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    linux users installing a web browser
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    Best web development documentation
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    time for the next dhl scandal
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    My ex wants me back
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    help
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    There's certainly some overlap