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The Barto
The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works
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So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

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  • Oh I enjoyed it, but she was being a bitch and it made her worse. I'm just glad my nephew called her it and not me lol he's a cute little cheeky red head, he's safe.

    • So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

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  • My mid 20s niece who lost an argument with my 2 year old great-nephew and spent the rest of Christmas shitty because people (me) kept making fun of her.

    • TIL that a bunch of medieval manuscripts featured illustrations of knights fighting giant snails, and no one knows why

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  • he's peeling the skin off his foot

    To which he has no ownership of, so he is still robbing him, just not for material objects.

    • This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve.

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  • Stfu! What the fuck you doing?! We got a good thing going on here!

    • And a happy full rotation of the sun!

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  • Being around Santa does strange things to people... Turtles... Muppets...

    • TIL that a bunch of medieval manuscripts featured illustrations of knights fighting giant snails, and no one knows why

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  • Imagine getting beaten with a stick by a rabbit as his friend robs you, while your friend draws it for historical archive.

    • 'I did it for my country': Giuliani justifies defaming Georgia election workers

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  • Just because you say you did it for your country, doesn't make it good.

    Like the shit I took this morning, I did that for my country.

    • Third-tallest tower in Los Angeles sells for 45% less than last purchase price as remote work, interest rates drive down office values

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  • Yeah that's on the 2 levels below the Blade vampire nightclub Laser tag floor, above the bouncy castle kingdom.

    • Ending support for Windows 10 could send 240 million computers to the landfill. Why not install Linux on them?

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  • "what do you mean you don't service tin cans on a string?!"

    • Third-tallest tower in Los Angeles sells for 45% less than last purchase price as remote work, interest rates drive down office values

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  • We'll just buy the building next door and turn that into apartments.

    • Third-tallest tower in Los Angeles sells for 45% less than last purchase price as remote work, interest rates drive down office values

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  • Let's buy one and convert the entire building into one giant laser tag arena.

    • OpenDX: An Open Source DirectX implementation for Linux, providing native support for DirectX-based applications and games!

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  • Me reading this comment chain:

    • It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

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  • Ohh yeah for sure, it would be the only time Cthulhu would be vulnerable, but you wouldn't want to take advantage of it out of respect to Mr Rogers.

    • Sailor Coon

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    • SD prompt: "Tim Curry as a Muppet"

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  • When the AI confuses the term Muppet with the term Cronenberg.

    • SD prompt: "Tim Curry as a Muppet"

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    • Christmas Axolotl

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  • This is a perfect picture.

    • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

    • Left my phone outside for 2min, found this when I unlocked it, wtf

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  • Check out this bigfoot proof I found

    • Charlie Kirk Says He’s Off Fox News And Its Hosts Are Now Barred From His Events: ‘They’re Not Allowed to Be Here’

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  • Like when the Taliban condemned Russia for the invasion of Ukraine.