The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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That's if we like you, if we don't then mate, if we want to physically hurt you with a word, we call you champ.

Other Devs try to use current gen engines, this is the same engine that Skyrim was on just with more shit added.

Not sure who that's good for.

Translation: stahhp being mean you're hurting my innocent bank account!

In Australia we call them cunts.

No fuckin shit... Us Poors have known this for ages.

Would be pretty easy for an agoraphobic serial killer nowadays, Craigslist is just a delivery menu.

Hahahahahahahah

Luxury, I make mine crawl under the floor and dock their pay for every tile they move out of place on my intricate mosaic tile floor.

You let your employees eat?

I dunno, drugs are pretty good at doing that.

If Ukraine had the GDP that Israel has, then yeah.

I think we'll see Israel just bomb the entire strip into a crater, they've spent the last 20 odd years working on weaponry that's specifically designed to destroy Palestine, they've just been waiting for something they can use as an excuse to use it all.

The quickest way to destroy your message is to declare death on someone.

I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.

Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian.... I think my brains name is Brian!

Waterworld is a god damn good movie and I'll happily die on that hill!

Super Mario Bros would have been regarded as a decent sci-fi if it didn't have the Super Mario name slapped on it.

Office space has my all time favourite subplot in a movie.

That ends my lunch break movie review.

Be kind, rewind.

I swear they treat CEO's who tank companies like they do priests who molest kids and just send them to another place whenever they get caught.

I just did my first one after about 50 hours and I really hope there's not many of them...... I didn't know what I was doing or if I was doing it right untill I passed it.

All I want to know is, will it argue back with me, because the assistant is already a massive smartass, if it can have a proper argument, then I'm all in baby!