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The Barto
The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works
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Stop spoiling your kids

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  • Aren't like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

    • Cop28 president says there is ‘no science’ behind demands for phase-out of fossil fuels

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  • so what's the problem?

    Caves have terrible wifi connectivity.

    • It's Jeffery Combs. It's always Jeffery Combs.

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  • But how do we know James Cromwell isn't Jeffrey Combs?

    • How I Remade Tony Hawk's Underground in Unreal 5

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  • Shhhh, go lay down and have a rest.

    • Cop28 president says there is ‘no science’ behind demands for phase-out of fossil fuels

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  • Al Jaber also said a phase-out of fossil fuels would not allow sustainable development “unless you want me to take the world back into caves, if you take away our endless flow of money."

    • We were warned.

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  • I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

    • VHS

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  • Yeah like one of those things!

    I can't see why it wouldn't work, it works for audio so I could see it being able to do video as well.

    Yeah it's useless but it's a cool little talking point.

    Me: let's watch something on Netflix.

    grabs VHS tape and puts it into the VCR player. *

    • Dear Reddit,

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    • VHS

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  • Nah have it be a working tape, so you put your smart VHS into the tape player and up pops android tv or something like that.

    • Co-founder of anti-LGBTQ+ extremist group allegedly was in 3-year sexual MFF three-way relationship

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  • The Anunnaki.

    • YouTube just made it harder to avoid ads with a tiny skip button

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    • Why am I circumcised?

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  • Wait, so I'm gonna get dick shamed in heaven?

    • TISM - I’ve Gone Hillsong

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  • Yeah this has got me excited for a new album or at least a bunch of new songs.

    • YSK that if your turn signal is blinking unusually fast (like 3 or more times a second), it generally means you have a bulb out.

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  • Mines fast because that's where I store my meth.

    • ‘To hell with this place’: George Santos sharpens attacks after expulsion

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  • They're gonna have to change their name to "X formerly known as twitter" that's the only way I see it named now.

    • Kentucky two-year-old’s high IQ makes her youngest female member of Mensa

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  • No.

    • Kentucky two-year-old’s high IQ makes her youngest female member of Mensa

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  • I thought you said her podcast, as in the kid in the story and was like, damn she's so smart she's already doing tell all about Mensa..

    • Dear Reddit,

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  • When I used to have gold to gild, I would always give it to the stupidest comment, like the most childish shit ever, if you had a poop joke or something, I'd give you gold, most of the time people would join in and gild the dumb comment.

    • This got me banned from Reddit Event with u/Spez (Steve Huffman) LOL

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  • he was a competitive ballroom dancer, who hacked his roommate’s Web site as a prank.

    What a fun little image that conjures up.

    • Kermit with the nuclear football

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  • and Kermit smiled for the first time, for he finally had one moment of peace from Miss Piggy