The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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Wait, so it's fine to forcibly risk the life of the mother just because some pedo in a robe said sky daddy says it's wrong.... I'm getting this right ay?

The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded.

They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter.

Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they'd stop teaching that in schools, it's why we have so many drop bear casualties every year.

Nah that's not them, you'll know a skinwalker when you see one.

Is have to see what it was like in person, but the fact it won't block off a bit of the screen when the screens directly facing it a light source is a big benefit.

I really wish we got to see more of them before Janeway met up with them.

.si ti haeY

I just ask them how much they spend on lotto every week, then times that by 52 and then ask roughly what they've won over the year, take that from the first number and show them how much money they've wasted. Sometimes it goes well, most times it doesn't, but they don't bother me about the lotto anymore.

Man, someone needs to make a filter that checks images.

Pffft.

Musk: Sorry Mark, mum said I can't come out and play.

I like that no matter where you go in the world, if you scream out " FROM THE WINDOOOOOWWWWSSS"you 100% get some random finishing that line.

Why would they charge for it? Because it's apple and charging people to use things is their bread and butter.

To be fair tho, I don't want reality either.

Legitimate reason? No, but there's always a reason to know how to make napalm.

His mum already looks like one.

World of Goo 2: Electric Boogagoo

You notice how they don't talk about that Hunter Biden laptop full of cp that Rudy Giuliani said he had and kept showing people.

Hahahahah, I doubt it.

Did anyone else think those leaves looked tasty as fuck when you were a kid?