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The Barto
The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works
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I got this popup ad on my TV while watching a DVD

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  • Hey! How dare you only pay once for a lifetime of viewing, you should be paying monthly... No daily, for the right to view pieces of cultural history.

    • Turns out a diet of pizza and soda isn't that great.

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  • Here's a sadder one.

    • My hand are normal, and loook

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  • Some of these AI image things have pretty good sense of humour, they can also be really fucking sassy with you.

    • Turns out a diet of pizza and soda isn't that great.

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  • This better?

    • Miss Piggy without the special effects

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  • There's someone on the midjourney discord who constantly makes images using a prompt like " piggyfaced woman" and " piggynosed girl" with like really specific description and always in Paris.

    • Frog with Eyes (NOT) Closed

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  • This has meme potential! This has meme potential! Edit: voyager messed up, I'm not that excited about it.

    • UK plan to digitise wills and destroy paper originals "insane" say experts

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  • Redundancy is good

    It works for Klingons!

    • UK plan to digitise wills and destroy paper originals "insane" say experts

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  • Man some hackers gonna be raking in the inheritance of their extremely large family.

    • Texas Lt. Guv Threatens to Take Biden Off State’s Ballot After Colorado Ruling

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  • There are small children who chase people Aroundvwith poop on a stick, who are more mature than the GOP.

    • For the homies

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    • [Vote] Should we pre-emptively defederate Threads?

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  • No

    • It's cheaper is what it is

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  • I'll be right...

    • A woman who had a miscarriage is now charged with abusing a corpse as stricter abortion laws play out nationwide

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  • The laaaaaaaaand of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • We doing turtles now?

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  • Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

    Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

    Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

    Soy milk in a latte

    Turtle power!

    • Fast casual

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  • But he's passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

    • This is too loud

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  • I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I've gotten was barely mean.

    • This is too loud

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  • Wait till you do it when you're on drugs!

    • Dear Lemmy, why Star Trek??

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  • Star trek: in our universe racism is no more...

    O'Brien: Damn Spoon heads!

    Star Trek: Except Miles, he's the exception to the rule.

    • They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

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  • I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

    • I never regret it

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  • If you're on android, unlock the Dev options and there's a toggle for forcing darkmode on every app, the odd couple won't work properly, but most apps I use seem to work well.