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  • Good job!

  • Let's get a shower, don't worry I am a nurse.

  • My pleasure.

  • Like Fry after eating that egg sandwich.

  • Quality time.

  • Congratulations!

  • May last 20 comments:
    FCK
    SPZ

  • Das schwarze Auge it means Black Dark Eye and is a Pen and Paper Roleplay.

    Edit: corrected due to the correction right under me. thx

  • Amy Wong: He knows when you are sleeping,
    Hubert J. Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can,
    Turanga Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
    John A. Zoidberg: Oh...
    Hermes Conrad: You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
    Bender Bending Rodriguez : You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
    Philip J. Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!

  • I stick with this guy and violate Rule #2.

  • You still need a fake ID to rent ultra porn.

  • Can I skip step 1, for reasons?

  • If you're looking that good, you don't have to know anything.

  • Maybe you should try to eat out the person who washed with Dove.

  • Sliced bread, that's it, grab your torches and forks!

  • I am angleless...

  • At least they saw something explainable.

  • Dive legs...

  • So that's how gender transformation is made....