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  • I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won't play me anymore.

  • Nice try but you can't fool me, that's clearly oreo ice cream.

  • Fuck cancer!

    Also, does she have some sort of sexual dysfunction? That seems like the most plausible explanation of no longer finding aircraft attractive.

  • Only if they really make it worth my while and there are no better options.

  • I just want you to know, this phrase and explanation made me laugh so hard I cried.

  • Hell if I know, it just seems to happen. I don't think I can consciously do it.