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  • Only time my mom threatened to kill me is when she stepped on one. She was dead serious!

  • Who put the “D” in there?

  • We moved into a very posh neighborhood and when hooking up our kit there was one that read, “Money cannot buy you class”.

  • When we moved into our new place there was, “FBI Surveillance Van 1” and a “…2”!

  • “Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times.”

  • And Apple will work tirelessly, and litigate endlessly, to stop this from happening.

  • Fact

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  • If the universe is infinite, and time is never ending, this is indeed FACT!

  • “…this one is for toast…” 😂🤣😂

    That speaks directly to the Fighter in my soul!

  • Simply stunning! 😍

  • While eating place your utensil down, or the food in your hand like a sandwich, and then chew what’s in your mouth into a smooth paste before swallowing.

    This slows down your eating process, correctly prepares the food for maximum absorption by your body, and gives you time to allow the feeling of satiation to develop.

    You’ll eat less and naturally lose weight without counting calories.

  • Yes. That’s exactly what should happen.

  • FLY!

    Damn, 3 hour old post and no one said FLY!? Ya’all need to be ducks more often…

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  • Listening. Not “paying attention” but actually listening.

  • For the staff at Lemmy & Mastodon World’s for keeping the social media platforms I use the most Ad Free!

    🫶🏻

  • Let me be the first one to welcome you to the Internet! It’s a great place to be.