DragonTypeWyvern @ DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social

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"They'll stop if I do profit sharing and pay people fairly, right?"

WRONG, IDIOT

Not on a Superman or Wonder Woman level but I think you could make a strong argument that Wish fixes (or breaks) everything by itself.

Sam Reich, capitalist, getting nervous at all the anti-capitalist rhetoric without having an official guillotine-proof card 👀

All popular conspiracy theories lead back to anti-semitism, except for the ones that are true about the CIA

Huh, I never thought about the Olsens having a teenage phase with braces and everything.

I'm qualified, our brains would immediately stop functioning and that does tend to relieve anxiety.

Then your cells would die and plants wouldn't exist

It's never the real god, just a physical avatar. There's still a lot of Batman vs Superman narrative horseshit in the idea though

"Oh you surprised the guy who moves faster than most speedsters and can hear and see everything around him. Sure, okay, then he leaves and throws an asteroid he found within half a second from orbit before you're done blinking"

DnD avatars don't really scale that hard but neither do PCs so all of those fights revolve around the avatar being stupid or using a McGuffin

Okay you still die

Beat the campaign by forcing the DM to explain the logistics of how the monsters find their daily calories

It is actually bad game design in the sense that there really isn't a decent mechanic to escape monsters.

5.0 orcs, for example, had double the speed of the average PC with their dumbass free move action.

The solution is rolling disengage as a series of skill checks (like World of Darkness would...) but then you have to explain how, exactly, a dude in full plate escapes a dragon.

Yeah but it's still obnoxious. I would bet it fucks with dyslexics as well.

How would they even know when they're using it to train bots?

Tl;Dr

"just guess right"

If liberals had the self awareness and knowledge of political history to realize what the opening moves of a civil war looked like they'd be socialists.

If the state stands to profit from the relationship the distinction is meaningless beyond muttering about the merger of state and corporate power.

Fair enough, personally I count voting to keep the government open back in March as voting for this bill.

They knew what was coming and what was happening. Negotiating concessions to avert shutdown was their best possible chance to do literally anything and they didn't even bother.

I like how they don't even bother saying it's a lie. They just say it's aimed at them.

Red shifts? You mean screen tearing.

Quantum mechanics? Algorithmic hallucinations.

Huh, weird, their mom said it was a drug overdose.