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DrZoidberg
DrZoidberg @ DrZoidberg @sh.itjust.works
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'Barbie' makes history with $1 billion at the box office

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  • The Uno movie is gonna be a sequel to Battleship.

    • Pathetic

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  • Looks like Domino's, and Domino's is not real pizza.

    • Cheap chemical warfare rule

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  • First time I shit my pants as an adult was after drinking a super sized chocolate shake from McDonald's.

    • John Eastman, awaiting potential indictment, asks judge to postpone his disbarment proceedings

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  • You only plead the fifth if you're guilty.

    • I love democracy

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  • Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

    For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

    • I love democracy

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  • Wait which ones Snow White?

    • I love democracy

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  • I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

    Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.