But what if they aren't happy to chat on their coffee breaks either?
What you're suggesting is basically just hitting the snooze button. "I'm sorry but I'm just the type of person who don't do small talk." in a polite but firm manner have worked wonders for me before.
Dystopia is having to learn a whole new system and manually punch in commands in VIM instead of just entering "0400" and clicking "Every day" in a GUI simply to run a scheduled backup because some cyberpunks think it's cool to stare at the black and green terminal emulator into the early morning and think that everybody else enjoys doing the same so we really don't need a GUI.
I've used both Mull and Iceraven on phone, Librewolf on desktop. I went back to stock FF and tweaked it on desktop because it was tuned differently than I wanted - Particularly when it came to dark mode support. On phone I always settled for Iceraven but it's miles behind chromium forks when it comes to tab management (ironically, FF is miles ahead when it comes to tab management on desktop).
No, my solution is ditching the entire overbloated web standards we have today and go the small web route where idealists can make useable software without being a giant organisation, targeted both by commercial and state interests.
But that's not going to happen any more than Mozilla will go back to being a decent org.
Philosopher on the shitter. Aren't we all.