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DrDystopia
DrDystopia @ DrDystopia @lemy.lol
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What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?

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  • You only call people in an emergency? How do you communicate with people outside of shouting range for less important topics?

    • What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?

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  • You technically did your job, nobody can fault you!

    • What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?

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  • I'd rather get sent straight to voice mail than hang around in the limbo that "Call waiting" is.

    • Chip collector showcases 'rarest x86 CPU' in their hoard — Rise mP6 266 ticked along at 200MHz in 1998

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  • Well that's obscure.

    • Plan your airflow!

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  • Scandinavian air condition is murdering someone in your accommodation, because the ghost will cause a cold chill.

    • Thanks I hate it

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  • Me:

    Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

    Me: That sound awful

    Friend: it's delicious

    Me: ok I try

    Me tries

    Friend: Was it any good?

    Me: it was... ok

    Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

    Me: what you never tasted?

    Ex-friend: no

    • What is this shit? I have to be signed in to watch any video now?

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  • I always use VPN and when I get this nonsense I know it's nonsense because the video plays perfectly if I switch to a different country and reload the page.

    • The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out

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  • Similarly, ask any climber to tie a quick figure eight (or bowline if they are old or european)

    Yes, we all know the bowline. But I'm both old and European so I know them all, from the square knot with double slip releases (aka. tying your shoelace) to the mighty monkey's fist!

    • Windows 11 will soon be able to describe images on your screen using AI — and it'll all be done locally

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  • I never cease to be impressed by the continual enshittification of Microsoft products, and the bar was pretty low to begin with.

    • What’s the darkest part of yourself that you’ve never told anyone? (Mine is in the comments)

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  • Yeah, no.

    • Deserved? Poll inside

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  • Enter my answer "I deserve to be able to opt out of taking this poll" for me pls.

    • Deserved? Poll inside

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  • Poll: VPN user voting is not allowed.

    Ok bye.

    • Looking for the name of a character

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  • Nah, they were just drunk on zhopa at the time.

    • Feds in Catalonia, Spain think everyone using a Google Pixel must be a drug dealer

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  • I'm more of a Fairphone guy myself.

    • What video game music do you avoid and not like to relisten to for reasons unrelated to if its any good or other value judgements but because of how you feel or how you expec youll feel during it?

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  • No, only positive feels bro. Make happy memories, not sad.

    • these names change quickly

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  • Nu Muxicu, uccupt nu substututu.

    • Feds in Catalonia, Spain think everyone using a Google Pixel must be a drug dealer

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  • What sorts of drugs do you and your gang sell?

    • Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop!

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  • Nah, I just checked the USB Micro B cable that came with an older handsfree, all strips present but doesn't carry data. So no standard.

    • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • Postal is probably his best work and he'll fight you if you say differently.

    • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • He's like blue cheese, not for everyone and still an acquired taste.