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DrCatface
DrCatface @ DrCatface @lemmy.ml
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Jesus Christ is my ninja

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  • that's not what they're saying and you damn well know it

    • Nanny convicted in California of sexually assaulting 16 young boys in his care

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  • similar shit happened to me, I decided to get back by wearing recording devices and had a nightmare coffee and chat w him, police arrested him the next morning, pussy hung himself in his cell the day he was being released on bail. good chance this asshole might do something similar. ama I don't mind.

    • Its happening

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  • oh good so like the genophage but for humans

    • This is an apology, I hope whatever healthy thing you do brings you some joy in these dark times.

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  • bazooka

    • Study reveals some teens receive 5,000 notifications daily, most spend almost two hours on TikTok | Kids officially don't like Facebook

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  • wow this person hates fun

    • Decriminalizing Drug Possession Doesn't Lead to More Fatal Overdoses

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  • I'm sure you're aware but benzos and booze are a deadly combination

    • Biden administration announces $1.4 billion to improve rail safety and boost capacity in 35 states

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  • yeet

    • it started a long time ago...

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  • then they unceremoniously killed her offscreen in the third one, im still dirty about that

    • The dangers of being a jokester

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  • why did op would crop the watermark out, last place comics for anyone interested. hell of a nice guy was v active on reddit. remember reading these on my parents windows xp 🦖

    • Like a volume knob broke off on max

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  • stops copies me

    • My little girl Inan sneaking up on me

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  • pretty kitty. lil murder mitten aww i miss my cat :<

    • I’m puzzled

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  • unsubscribe

    • I’m puzzled

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  • im in rehab right now and the joke between patients is avoid the beef strog. inedible. tragic looking meal.

    • Shots fired.

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  • she could suck the bend out of a river

    • Shots fired.

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  • she could suck start a harley

    • On this day in 1967, Protests in London against a ban on drink driving

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  • but 70% of accidents are caused by sober drivers...shh the best part of freebird is coming up /s

    • Cool. Not a moment too soon.

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  • it's the same w musicians, prince, michael jackson etc all made squillions after death. being an artist is a v dangerous profession

    • Former Australian Deputy Premier wins $715,000 settlement against Google/YouTube for enabling comedian and journalist Jordan Shanks aka FriendlyJordies to mock him online (2022)

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  • giovanni's in here downvoting jordie supporties

    • Howl's Moving Castle - 2004 - by Hayao Miyazaki, based on the 1986 novel by Diana Wynne Jones.

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  • adore this film v fun to watch but princess mononoke is my all time favourite animated film

    • Giant cabbage already in hand

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  • frank what are u eating

    a hoagie

    frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth

    I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better