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Dorkyd68 @ Dorkyd68 @lemmy.world
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What California governor Newsom said after an Alabama senator called LA ‘a third world country’

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  • At least Californians family tress have branches

    • Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

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  • Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho

    • Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.

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  • There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

    • Reminds me of that tune by the B sharps

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  • Like 10 years ago and suburban with one of thos was doing 35 in a 55 so I tried to pass him. Dude speeds up and proceeded to brake check me yelling out tge window that he has an effing kid in the car, like what? so i get beside him flip him off and go on my way. Dude followed me and called the cops on me like im at fault, long story short he got in trouble

    • The FDA Is Approving Drugs Without Evidence They Work

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  • So pretty much par for the course then?? Big pharma has been in the fda's pockets for decades now

    • Nine women accuse Jared Leto of sexual impropriety in new report

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  • This is what happens in cults

    • I can ship that

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  • Dude what??? Get tf outside and touch grass right tf now

    • How did you stop picking your nose?

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  • I didn't. Everyone needs to get the crude out sometimes

    • Just woke up vomiting, choking on vomit, not drunk or on drugs, heart beating slightly off. Is this ER worthy?

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  • Sounds almost identical to my panic attacks. But im no dr, go see one if you don't feel better

    • What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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  • I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

    Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

    • Stand up for each other

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  • Then everyone clapped

    • The only stat that matters

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  • Who they is?

    • My mid 80's bedroom.

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  • Did mickey touch you in the club house? Show me on goofies lifeless body where he touched you

    • Benefit of the hindsight

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  • Why come you don't got a tatoo??

    • Benefit of the hindsight

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  • When my these first arrived my brother was all about them. Dude was stoked and thought he was the next billionaire. I then asked him what's to stop someone from copying the image? He shrugged and idk man man but im going all in. It was on that day that I knew my brother was tarded

    • Avocado

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  • I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

    • Avocado

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  • I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

    • Wholesome movies

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  • What about horny husbands home alone with their dildos??

    • Avocado

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  • Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

    • Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • Dude move out. Fuck this chode.

    He's talking to you like your his gf that he beats