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DontTreadOnBigfoot @ DontTreadOnBigfoot @lemmy.world
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Follow up. They fixed the light bulb

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  • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

    • Car wash: touchless or soft touch?

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  • Neither. The racks on my car mean I can't use a conventional brush carwash, and there isn't a "touchless" car wash within 100 miles of me.

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  • Individual cells, mostly.

    Mostly.

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  • Because I've yet to discover the secret of full-body mitosis

    • Having separate dongles for network, audio, video etc. is even worse than just having specific cables for each

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  • Why use many dongle when one dongle do trick

    • Different forms of dezentral communities – which one would you join if you had to?

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  • Nah, these are the factions in the next Age of Empires

    • Nearly 500 smartphone brands have left the market since 2017

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  • Same, but on the Pixel series. The rear scanner was so perfectly placed. My finger fell right onto it and it read so much faster than the stupid in-screen one is.

    • I just developed and deployed the first real-time protection for lemmy against CSAM!

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  • Really glad I didn't Google that...

    When did that term change? Last I heard it was CP

    • I just developed and deployed the first real-time protection for lemmy against CSAM!

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  • So I don't know if I missed something, but I don't see an explanation of what CSAM is...

    • Why does salty water taste so bad when salty food tastes so good?

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  • Salt: " I have adjusted the flavor. Pray I don't adjust it further"

    • The bot truncation algorithm is getting suspiciously clickbaity

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  • Ah, so he was a Moon-Jew...

    • New Vaccine Can Completely Reverse Autoimmune Diseases Like Multiple Sclerosis, Type 1 Diabetes, and Crohn’s Disease

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  • My wife has Type 1 diabetes and I have UC.

    This would be a god-send, but Im not gonna hold my breath. Good news is always a lie.

    • For those with larger phones, how do you handle them without grip accessories?

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  • I got ahead of it by growing big hands years ago

    • Unity Claims PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo Will Pay Its New Runtime Fee On Behalf Of Devs

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  • PlayStation, Nintendo and Xbox claim "no the fuck we won't..."

    • Update: Unity office death threat was made by a Unity employee

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  • "let's see...areas for improvement. 'Fewer death threats towards co-workers"."

    • What cooking skills are so difficult that they border on sorcery?

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  • How dare you be so correct?

    • What cooking skills are so difficult that they border on sorcery?

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  • There's your mistake. A steel is not for sharpening. It is for honing - i.e. straightening out a slightly rolled edge. You should do this periodically while or just after each use.

    If your knife is dull, a steel is useless. You need to sharpen it on a stone first.

    • Split screen like a champ

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  • Step 1: Post on Facebook Marketplace with title of "FS: Lightly used. $300. No low offers. I know what I have"

    Step 2: ...

    Step 3: Profit

    • The cellar

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  • A wizard did it.

    • Ukraine says it wrecked Russian submarine with British cruise missiles

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  • More than 900 Chinese "final warnings" had been issued by the end of 1964.

    Fool me 900 times...