Donebrach @ Donebrach @lemmy.world

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yall seriously need some media literacy classes. or basic reading comprehension classes.

NYT paraphrased some industry people who posited that Chinese manufacturing benefits from small lady hands. that’s literally just covering a story. they didn’t say “us can’t make stuff because we don’t have little china-fingers and only tiny-china-fingers can make the pocket computers.” they just reported that some unnamed assholes said that.

But like, the commercial said that making games is just sitting on a couch and pressing a sound board to add that one sound effect in level 3, so like I don’t know why they want money for it.

Almost as if the 50’s were being plagued by the same dumb rich out of touch assholes from the 1920s and it caused some _{trickle down} issues for society down the line in the 90s. Turns out 35 years ain’t that long of a time in the grand scheme of things.

The progenitor of what became all that’s wrong in the world.

You blew it

Okay. Company will cancel.

Never have I ever met a family with a shared name.

You’re gonna get vampire’d

woah woah, bear with me here…

Fighting bears isn’t that common of an encounter. I’d be more worried about deer and coyotes or even a single cougar than the off chance of encountering a bear. They will definitely fuck you up but it’s not like they are starting their day to be like “Imma go murder a human” in the same way other urban-adjacent animals are—I think they just wanna get that sweet sweet pick-a-nic basket.

dies from turkey assault

Veep is probably more generally accurate.

Praise be the Time Cone, for at the bottom you run out of time. Glory to Mankind.

toot toot

Currently it’s Bellwright, among many other titles. what particularly tickles me about it is the shitty ai voices they used for the npcs. I am not pro ai by any means, but nothing makes me happier than hearing “all in a good days of work.” delivered constantly, in the most off-kilter reading imaginable.

probably a lifetime of trouble shooting and asking the internet if there’s a linux equivalent of insert name software available.

I would suggest searching Steam for games.

I don’t be leave this is a pension but rather a bot collecting date.

For on the Girly Games that are Pink

And on the Mind Craft and Animalsers Cross.

No combat necessary.

You’d trip in some mud and die of a million bacterial infections like 3 weeks in.

you should read Dr. Stone and quickly realize how fast you’d actually die.

yes—I live a crummy individualized american lifestyle and can’t afford to rent an apartment by myself, but at least I got neat toys and don’t have to manage an entire country based on vague hand waving and hoping my generals / confidants / consultants / children don’t have plans to kill me before I sell any daughters to a rival power in hopes of assuaging that looming threat.

That being said, it would be nice if a certain orange man baby met with some renaissance justice just to drive home the point.

Play some games and figure out how to make compelling content. Don’t crowdsource key gameplay mechanics for free.