Be it as it may, but it's still a massive embarrassment for the German army. Especially if it turns out they were really discussing stuff like that on Webex.
I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
So what do you eat, if the cat eats your dog food?